Talk:Czech Republic/@comment-68.116.199.114-20120209190644

The person writing this article should be Czech or at least have some real knowledge. Because most Czech people really, really dislike Russians (after the whole occupation thing), think of Polish and Slovaks to be a little more backwards and beneath them, and think of Germany to be too high and mighty and annoying as well. And they don't like the French either. (this person here is Czech) She calls Slovakia the more cultural, traditional, religious "brother". At the moment I can't decide which one is older (probably him, since she's more modern) And since you mentioned Morava, you should also mention Slezsko. ... I'm thinking Slovakia and Poland are her brothers, and she deems herself on a higher status than them, dislikes Germany and Russia after their bullying in the past, is jealous of America and wants to live with him to have a better life (grass is greener on the other side), but when she meets him personally she realizes he's too tacky to live with. I think Russia could be her distant cousin, who pretended to be hers and Poland's good friend, only to try to make them his slaves. And she and Germany have been rivals since the feudal times. Also, Britain and France recently (european union stuff, which Czech people are so annoyed with atm, because it makes everything worse), tut tut tut her and forbid her from doing a lot of stuff, because it's not the right quality or w/e. She sort of admires Britain for its cheerful attitude, but still somewhat can't forget the Munich Treaty where she was sold out to Germany, since Britain wasn't going to risk its forces "for some little unknown country" (real historical fact). Britain really regretted this later when he saw the amount of abuse Germany has inflicted on her. Slovakia, her own brother she was married to her, betrayed her to Germany by leaving her instead of supporting her through the war. Despite that, she still is somewhat fond of him today. Czech Republic is a proud country, who has achieved a lot in the past and still achieves it today (but often lacks funds to support the ideas, so Britain or USA buy them cheap from her and then they make huge profit while she doesn't get a single penny from it. (for example, she invented Semtex and contact lenses) She's very atheist (over 90% czechs today don't believe into anything), has no middle name, is NOT a feminist (although she's getting tired of belonging into the kitchen with the kids and tries to pursue her own career), hates Gypsies, since they only use her, and her name is Šárka (a brave feudal warrior who led women against men in czech mythology - kinda like an amazon girl) Let her keep the last name.