Philippines

Philippines is not an official character in Hetalia ( of course ). Everyone, mostly everyone, ships her with America. (Please do not edit this if you DON'T have information and just want to ramble on this like an idiot). The reason why they do so is because America helped gain her freedom and what-not. She loves mangoes due to the stereotypes she's based on. She's not really friends with Japan due to world war II when the emperor attacked them.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

helicopter-chan. :3c BOKU HETALIA

Trivia

 * birthday
 * 1987