Central Italy (Empiretalia)

Why Daddy Doesn't Love You
He just wanted a blowjob: not your dumbass. Men are not designed to look after children; however, they inevitably have them because of "muh dick", not fully realizing that babby is the effect of nice penis feeles via a warm wet hole. Recent studies have shown that at least 100 out of 100 men are cock-sucking retards and/or pedophiles. However the Bible says men are the head of the family—therefore, he has the right to beat the living shit out of you because it's your fault you look up to him.

Daddy is the man who created you.

Approval Rating: 0
Unfortunately, in trashy families, everything is more important to Daddy than his daughter. For example: Crystal meth or hardcore gay pornography. Instead of this lack of attention turning the girl against men, it usually makes girls desperately want attention and approval from whatever asshole they happen to run into or get molested by in the future. Why? Here are some possible reasons for this pathetic behavior:

with men she accepts as normal so that type of treatment is what appeals to her. Ultimately it doesn't really matter. They're on the Approve-ME!-Daddy train. Why should you be the one who has to hit the brakes? You might even get a hummer out of it if you have that certain unfakeable asshole quality as dear old Dad.
 * 1) Electra Complex
 * 2) The neglect she received from her father is the form of relationship
 * 1) God's gift to sketchy sociopathic males.
 * 2) Women are just crazy.

So carry on, asshole, absentee fathers! Hundreds of sleazy strip club owners are counting on the girls your shafty treatment will churn out.

“ So I got titties in one hand, titties in the other, and this bitch is riding my dick like it's about to pump her full of her dad's acceptance. „

Boys vs. Girls
Most rants against Daddies are written by 16-year-old girls whose father has married a female 3 years younger than they are, meaning they are even less likely to get a piece of Daddy's throbbing hot meat. Women who get ignored by their Daddies are usually hardcore Feminazis who claimed they've been raped by 12 different men over 100 times. Luckily when they hit puberty, Daddy will make sure this dream comes true.

Boys disappoint their Daddies by becoming their clones: fat, zitty slobs, with glasses and no accomplishments. Some lucky boys have fathers who will turn them into fuckworthy but otherwise useless bags of shit in an attempt to cover up their blatant homosexuality: until your mom falls asleep.

Daddy & Sex
children will end up becoming whores—proving that whether they get too much or too little attention from Daddy, they will always become depraved sex maniacs. Turns out the pedos were right. you hear your mom crying and Daddy grunting like a pig in heat late at night. He is doing what God intended. One day, if you're lucky, you might take mommy's place. Daddies secretly sneak out at night to places with "XXX" in the title—not to watch strippers like normal Daddies, but to pretend, for at least a little while, that they are the mommy. It's the reason your real mommy prefers Jack Daniels or Crystal Head Vodka.
 * Some children get too much attention from their daddy. Such
 * Daddy is always the dominant one. You should not be surprised when
 * Some daddies don't have sex with your mom (believe it or not). These

Faggotry
There's no reason why your Daddy and Step-dad shouldn't get it on. Some people claim to have two daddies thanks to a society which accepts people as different. This is a lie—in order to be a true daddy the kid has to be created from your own thick sticky white juice or via giving birth. Tough shit.

Funny thing is that homosexuality is usually caused by their daddy loving them too much or not enough. Some men try to escape this by showing women how it feels—but since being gay is a mental illness they inevitably end up doing it wrong. Instead, they crave hot daddy cock so dearly they seek out only other males. They end up adopting a child (always a boy) who in turn will become a raging spunk-bucket, thus screwing up evolution even further.

Remember—you were an accident. Daddy thought your mom was a guy.

Quotes

“BIG BIG CHUNGUS" ☀Schizophrenia

“Arthur's flat, anglo-saxon ass vs Ivan's juicy throbbing slavic pussy"

“Get in the fucking fart jar, bitch” Centro’s Tsundere moments.

“Mental illness” Her thoughts during world meetings.

"MFW NO ZUKO FEET" She's very sleepy.

Step Daddy
A step dad is the worst possible thing that could to happen to you (especially if you happen to be Ginger). If you thought your Daddy was bad, you're going to beg for him to come back at least 100 times and tell the police it was all a lie.

Most step-dad's enter your life and when your mom hates your real father, throws him out of the house, steals all his money and stuff and then you only see him every other weekend. He moves in and starts trying to replace your real father by drinking and beating your mom. Just like dad used to. Don't worry, he's just trying to make you feel comfortable and letting you know he really cares about you.

Most Step-fathers are fans of CP and loli. His computer is a good source of CP. Stepdads liek to beat their children because they can hide behind the fact he has no real obligation to look after them. More affectionate stepdads only hooked up with your mom to get to you - and some sick fucks like it. Since you're not related it's not really incest - amirite?

It is possible to have moar than just one dad? You can have up to 4. This is Do-able when you parents get a divorce and your mum gets a sex change and marries another man, then your dad turns gay and marries another man, so you have 2 real dads and 2 step dads.