Maidstone (Sophronia Kira Kirkland)

Maidstone, or Sophronia Kira Kirkland, is a fanmade character from the anime and manga Hetalia Axis Powers and Hetalia World Series and Hetalia: MARYSUE ISLAND. She is the daughter of DORA and Manila. SHE REPRESENTS UR UNDERWEAR.

Appearence
Maidstone has short hair, like her mother's, and it is blonde, like her father's. She wears girly dresses, like Liechenstein (who people sometimes mistake her for), and has dark green eyes f

rom her father. SHE IS SECRETLY JEALOUS OF MANILA'S SUGOI ROACHES, SO SHE BOUGHT A PET MOSQUITO NAMED CYBER. CYBER IS SECRETLY A HACKER WHO IS THE LEADER OF ANONYMOUS COCKROACHES.

LIECHTENSTEIN ABSOLUTELY DESPISES MAIDSTONE AND NOT BECAUSE SHE'S JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE STOLE LIECHTENSTEIN'S LOOK. SWITZERLAND HATES WHO LIECH HATES SO HE SHOOTS MAIDSTONE A LOT BUT MAIDSTONE IS NOT YET DEAD CUZ SHE'S FUCKING SUGOI.

Personality and Interests
Maidstone is usually a ver cheerful, shy, and skillful girl. Her father taught her various techniques to defend herself. However, she is not a tomboy BUT A LESBIAN. SHE IS REPORTED TO HAVE DATED ELLEN DEGENERES. She enjoys shopping with her mother in Fremlin Walk, her own shopping center with cockroaches. (Read more about Fremlin Walk here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremlin_Walk) SHE EATS COCKROACH POOP WITH GRANDPA ALFRED AND DADDY DORA.

She can see mythical creatures as well AND MINT BUNNY BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF MAIDSTONE. BECAUSE SHE'S THE YAYA OF A STONE.

History
OK THIS IS LONG BUT ONCE MAIDSTONE WAS BORN SHE RAN AWAY BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE FREE FROM AIRCONDITIONING AND CHIPS. BUT SHE STILL LOVES THEM ANYWAY. SHE WAS FOUND BY LIECHTENSTEIN. LIECHTENSTEIN, BELGIUM, HUNGARY, BELARUS, UKRAINE, SEYCHELLES, TAIWAN, VIETNAM AND POLAND KICKED HER ASS AND DATS WHY IT'S SQUARE. SHE HIDES IT BY SHOVING POOP IN IT OK?? BUT HOWEVER HER POOP DRIPS FROM HER UNDERWEAR. THAT'S HOW CHOCOLATE WAS MADE. NOW SPIT YOUR CHOCOLATE CUZ IT'S MAIDSTONE'S MOSQUITO-SHAPED POOP.